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Fans! Once again, I must apologize for my absence. The reason why is boring since it involves working too much. Also, I find it extremely bourgeois to talk about how busy you are. But seriously. I'm really busy.

When one has as many commitments as I do, dating can be very difficult. That's why my casual, no drama relationship with Fancy Face is ideal at the moment. We were able to see each other last week. I'm a lucky gal because I received another home cooked meal. That's a score. I also got a little side eye about the blog. FF and I never really discussed this endeavor. I assumed he knew since we're FB friends and all, but what's the point of talking about it? I guess he wasn't that happy with his moniker. I told him that he's nuts. He should be thankful to have the best nickname ever given to anyone ever. I want someone to call ME Fancy Face, for Christ's Sake. I guess if one is not familiar with 80s Days of Our Lives, there's absolutely nothing I can do about it. Yet another constant reminder that I'm not in control of everything.

FF and I have expressed to one another that we'd like to see each other again, so we'll see. I have no problem etching out time, and in about 4 weeks, my schedule will relax a bit. I think. I hope.

In other news, I got the OK from Paul to give you a little update on him as well. He is single again. It's OK. Everyone is cool with it, and no hearts were broken. What this means is this blog may never end. I am on a mission to get Paul a fun mini-relationship. Nothing too serious, ya know? Or maybe it starts out not serious, and then they totally fall in love. Paul's own little rom com. Let me know if you're interested.

In completely unrelated news, I have successfully created an avatar. My friend Megan showed me how. (Hi Megan!)

See, this is me doing a mic drop.

And here I am imitating Kim Kardashian imitating "The Champagne Incident."

And my personal favorite: Avatar Me Dead Inside.

Let's have a rad week, you guys. Go LIFE!